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Eva Brown (takes You down)

Author
Philip Schlusslicht
Datetime
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Wordcount
435

Hey there people, I’m Eva Brown,
they say upon a time I was a clown,
but now I’m good, so pleased with my way,
I tell all You guys ‘bout that mighty fine day:
There I sat on the doctors stool,
was looking stark and at his tool.
He had the shears, dropped some tears, slightly felt like a raper,
then he started his work and went to gently shape her.

Oh god I hear the puritans scream,
You really thought that I’d come clean?
I had a handfull boner to ditch,
now there’s a shady pussy thanks to a glitch.

Shady puss
Shady puss
Shady puss
Shady pussy

Female contemplation
made me turn into a major patient,
I tell You people, I was real ready,
as my wish for cabbage, it became so steady!
I purged my balls and hung them,
like I was a very gay fem,
I had my dick inverted, made to lips to lick,
a messed up thing, shooked mom: But now her boy’s a chick.

Oh god I hear the puritans scream
and now I have a hole for cream.
I feel a tingling sort of an itch
and need a toy for my panty to give me the twitch!

I fond her, fond her,
fond her, fond her.

So I went out and got me a pleasure-dude,
his thing was in range, but I will find a brute.
Met a cop hating every homo
and he makes me bounce as when I were like a yoyo!
Conventionally he’s a small gent,
short of gifted with dong, meaning measured ham.
I will moan a little louder when I scour my flower
and long for some tits as I gets old and cower.

Oh god I hear the puritans scream
when I swindle ‘bout my guts and the striking seam.
And I’ll do everything to give You head,
I give away rights playing “prank You, fed”!

Oh god, oh god, I’m so fantastic!
Thanks to treatment, I am pretty elastic.
And my name is Eva Brown,
watch me now, I take You down.
And my name is Eva brown,
watch me now, I take You down.
And my name is Eva brown,
watch me now, I take You down.

“It was all oddball, textured weirdo stuff.” - Frank Zappa (1992)